I am really a big gal now (at least that is what Daddy and Mummy think). Have a mind of my own and also tries to control / rule over Daddy and Mummy
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1. When Daddy is driving with me behind (exact words from me) :
Me :"Daddy, cannot fast OK ... must be slow."
Me :"Daddy, red light must stop, green light can go, yellow light can go" (apparently, I learnt the traffic light song in school on when to stop and go). Sometimes, I wrongly scolded Daddy for moving off at the traffic light junction because the traffic light turned red on the other side of the road and green on Daddy's side while I only saw the red light. Ha ha
Me :"Daddy, use that one (pointing to the sun shade at the drvier's seat)"
Daddy :"But Daddy does not need that"
Me :" Must use. 太阳公公出来了 !!!"
Daddy :"Sigh" (putting sun shade down)
After a while in the evening, I said again ...
Me :"Later raining"
Mummy :"Ting, why later rain ?"
Me :"因为太阳公公睡觉了, 要下雨了"
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2. When ready to go gai-gai after changing into my clothes :
Me :"Must wear pink shoes because I wear pink". Meaning I can only wear pink shoes because my dress or shorts are pink. That means I must wear socks (since the pink shoes are formal shoes) even if I only go downstairs to buy bread !!!
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3. Keeping things at home at check :
Scenario : Mummy reading the newspaper on the sofa and I am watching kid's channel on MioTV. After the show, I will get off the sofa and switch off the TV. Then I go to switch off the fan.
Mummy :"Ting, Mummy still wants the fan"
Me :"No, must off fan (meaning no-one is on the sofa watching TV and so must switch off fan and not waste electricity)"
Mummy :"But Mummy is still here, still wants the fan"
Me :"No, cannot. Must off" ..... sigh
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4. Having a mind of my own and asking for more soy-milk (or other stuff)
5. Mummy brought me to the ladies for me to pee.
Me :"This is not baby toilet. I must hold, if not fall down, no more Ting Ting"
Mummy laughing away .....
After a few hours
Me :"I wan go 嘘嘘"
Mummy :"OK, I bring you to toilet"
Me :"I dun wan. I wan Daddy bring"
Mummy :"But Daddy is a boy and you are a gal. Daddy cannot bring you to toilet"
Me :"No, I am boy. Follow Daddy" or sometimes
Me :"No, Daddy is gal. Follow Daddy"
Daddy and Mummy faint ....
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Daddy and Mummy think these are the little things that I say / do that make them happy .... even though they can be annoying at times ... ha ha
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